Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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