why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

I don't believe in giraffes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Katy Perry

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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