- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Your face is hilarious.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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