- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

a black guy hates chicken.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Womens basketball

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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