- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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