- Anti Joke

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Neither did she.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

what's white and sticky semen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.