your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Caramel Boing.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

The Big Band Theory

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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