- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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