What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Your face is hilarious.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Pianos.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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