You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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I have suicidal thoughts

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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