- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Neither did she.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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