Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Shea's sty....

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Anti Joke

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