A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Whats 9+10? 19

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Miami Heat.

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

your going to die

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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