what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Good to see you today!

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Sarah Palin

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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