- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

That's as gay as AIDS.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Hi Adam,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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