A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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The NBA lockout

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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