How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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