Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Kony 2012

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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