What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Chikin nuggets

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Sarah Palin

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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