- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Whats 9+10? 19

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

Miami Heat.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

your going to die

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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