You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

The economy.

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

Hi Adam,

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

A hayride would be fun.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

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