A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Anti Joke

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