Your momma's so fat...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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