what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Hi Adam,

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Diana and victoria

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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The white guy did it!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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