- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

You sick fiend

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