- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

SUCK MY NUTS

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Vote this down and get DOXED

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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