Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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White NBA players.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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mark is life

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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