- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

I C U P White stuff

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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