- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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