- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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