Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Irish sobriety

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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