- Anti Joke

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

noah is a scrub jungle

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What is white and black and red all over.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light