- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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