- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Microwave

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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