Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

no really what are ur names?

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Knock Know! Come in!

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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