Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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