- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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