- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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