How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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woman's rights

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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