Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Knock Know! Come in!

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