- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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