- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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