- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A baby seal walks into a club.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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