What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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