A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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I love you

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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