- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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