Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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sfdg

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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