- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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