- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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