- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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