- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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