- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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