What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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