what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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my whole life!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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