- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

one morning i turned on my tv

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

what you get time to go with? - a clock

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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