- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

whats brown and booky a book.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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